"Little House on the Prairie"-- If the plot is not recycled from Bonanza, the show will somehow try to cram problems from the 1970s into the 1870s. At least five people will cry during the episode.
"Matlock" --Apparently Atlanta doesn't know anything about forensics, so Matlock will be the only one who figures anything out. The trial will take place about 48 hours after the murder. Just like in real life.
"CSI" -- Someone will make a clever, witty remark right before the opening music. As the team tries to solve the case, they will inexplicably be interviewing suspects and witnesses, making the audience wonder what happened to all the police.
"Incredible Hulk" -- David Banner will stick his nose in where it doesn't belong and make some guys really mad. He will transform into the Hulk at 20 minutes after the hour and 48 minutes after the hour. Jack McGee may show up at the end.
"Quincy, M. E." -- Quincy will say the victim died from some social problem of society rather than an actual cause of death. He may or may not exhume a body.
"ER" -- While saving precious lives, half the staff will date the other half.
"Lost" -- In spite of the TV ads saying the next episode will answer all the questions, there will actually be a lot more questions raised. Trust me on this one. SKIP THIS SHOW.
"A Team" -- The team will work for some pretty young woman. They will offer to work for free "just this once." After being almost caught by the government, they will save the day.
"Knight Rider"-- Michael will help some other pretty woman. KITT will suddenly have a new feature that will never be seen again.
"MacGyver" -- Mac will use chewing gum and a paper clip to make a bomb and save the day.
"Law & Order" -- Seriously? They're still making new episodes of this show?
"The Simpsons" -- See above.
So, anything sound good? No? Good. After you finish reading my blog, you can go read a book. On your Kindle, of course.
